Welcome to the MS Sucks store! Here’s the fine print nobody reads but everyone’s technically supposed to. Spoiler alert: we’re not running a scam, but we also can’t fix your bad decisions. Read on, champ.

Everything here is as-is. If we mess up, we’ll make it right, but don’t expect miracles.

Prices might change because inflation sucks, just like MS.

If something you want is out of stock, sorry—not sorry. We’ll try to restock, but patience is not included in your purchase.

We accept credit and debit cards only. No PayPal, no cryptocurrency, and definitely no bartering your collection of cursed spoons.

Transactions are secure, using a 3rd party payment system. Seriously, we don’t want your card info—it’s too much responsibility, and we’ve got enough on our plates.

All orders typically ship within 2 business days (usually the same day).

US Orders: Your snark-filled goodies will arrive in 3–7 business days, assuming the postal service doesn’t ghost us.

International Orders: Delivery times vary because borders are complicated. Expect 7–21 business days, give or take a customs officer’s mood.

Customs fees, duties, and taxes? Not our problem. You’re the lucky winner of those.

Shipping delays? Blame the weather, the universe, or that one courier who always “loses” your packages.

All sales are final. Why? Because it’s a journal, not a rental service.

If your package arrives looking like it your carrier needs some court appointed anger management classes, let us know within 7 days with photos. We’ll replace it or refund you, depending on our mood and inventory.

We only use your info to ship you cool stuff. No spam, no weird marketing ploys, and definitely no selling your data to shady corporations.

Honestly, we’re too busy fighting MS to care about your search history or your late-night Google binges.

If we add new products or have a sale, we might send out a newsletter—emphasis on might. Don’t hold your breath; we’re too fatuiged to make that much of an effort unless someone convinces us it's worth the hassle.

If you somehow injure yourself using a journal (??), that’s on you.

This journal is not a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always consult your healthcare provider before making any decisions about your health—or at least blame them, not us, if things go sideways.

Our products are here to help you manage MS, not your poor life choices.

Got an issue? Use the contact form. We’ll get back to you as soon as we’re done arguing with our immune systems.