My Immune System is an Asshole

MS Chronicles

MS DMT Advertising is Bullshit
MS Drug Commercials: Fantasy vs Reality
Samantha
MS WTF Moments
Let's talk about MS drug commercials — because holy hell, who are these for? Every time one of these things pops up, it looks less like a medical ad and more like a Real Housewives spin-off where everyone happens to have MS, unlimited money...
MS Fatigue Hits Different
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: MS Fatigue
Samantha
Life Hacks for the Chronically Screwed
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me to "just get more rest," I'd finally be able to afford the nap I actually need. Spoiler: I'd still wake up and feel like I've ran a marathon in my sleep. MS fatigue isn't normal tiredness. It...
Digging Grave
When MS Becomes Your Crappy Boss
Samantha
Life Hacks for the Chronically Screwed
I bet I've hidden more dead bodies than you have. I was living in the Seattle area for close to a decade, but decided to move back to where I grew up in Pennsylvania. Once I was settled in, someone asked if I'd be interested in filling in a...
Abstract digital artwork of a woman’s profile with closed eyes, overlaid with glowing orange neural patterns and connection nodes radiating from the head, symbolizing neurological activity and brain signals.
Lhermitte’s Sign: When Bending Your Neck Triggers a Taser
Samantha
My Immune System Thinks It’s Funny
There's nothing quite like bending your neck and getting zapped in the spine like you pissed off Thor. That, my friends, is Lhermitte's Sign—one of MS's more obnoxious symptoms that shows up uninvited and makes you question reality for a se...
Multiple Sclerosis Blood Tests
So You Think You Have MS? Queue the Bloodwork Circus
Samantha
My Immune System Thinks It’s Funny
When doctors think you might have Multiple Sclerosis (MS), they don't just roll you into an MRI and call it a day.Nah, first you get tossed headfirst into bloodwork game — because, surprise, your symptoms could be caused by fifty other thin...
MS Cog Fog
Cognitive Fog: 404 Brain Not Found
Samantha
My Immune System Thinks It’s Funny
Back when online gaming first took off—long before MS showed up to crash the party—I always used the gamer tag Error Not Found or Error 404 (depending on character limits). I thought it was clever: a nod to broken websites, digital chaos, a...
Multiple Sclerosis the Energy Loan Shark
MS: The Energy Loan Shark
Samantha
Life Hacks for the Chronically Screwed
Living with Multiple Sclerosis means dealing with fatigue that doesn't play fair. It's not just being tired—it's an aggressive, predatory system that if you don't pace yourself and manage your energy, you'll pay for it the next day or days ...
Comic strip showing superpowers
The Worst Superpowers MS Has Given Me
Samantha
My Immune System Thinks It’s Funny
We all know that multiple sclerosis is basically an overachieving chaos generator, hellbent on making life a never-ending game of "Guess What's Gonna Malfunction Today?" But let's be honest—it does hand out some truly unique abilities. If o...
Multiple Sclerosis Itch, Man itching between sholder blades due to MS Itch.
MS Itch: When Your Nerves Are Assholes
Samantha
Symptom Showdown
The Itch That Defies Logic You know that feeling when you get an itch, and you scratch it, and all is right with the world? Yeah, that's not how MS Itch works. This isn't a mosquito bite. This isn't dry skin. This is your nervous system goi...
Multiple Sclerosis Brain Fog
MS Brain Fog or Early-Onset Goldfish Syndrome?
Samantha
Brain Fog Files
Ever walked into a room with confidence, only to immediately forget why you're there? Stood in front of an open fridge, staring blankly at the contents like they might suddenly reveal your missing thought? Congratulations—you might have MS ...