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Eviction Day - Shirt

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This shirt isn’t just a tee—it’s a whole mood. Featuring the unapologetically snarky phrase “You’re stripping the pipe like crackheads. Pack your shit and GET OUT,” it’s perfect for anyone who faces life’s chaos with sharp wit and zero filter.

Soft, comfortable, and made to last, this tee is the ultimate statement piece. Wear it to infusion days for some much-needed comic relief—your nurses might just thank you for the laugh! Or rock it anytime you want to turn heads and spark a few grins.

Because if you’re going to call out nonsense, you might as well do it in style.

100% cotton
Unisex
Pre-shrunk jersey knit
Open-end yarn
Tubular construction
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Tear-away tag

Fulfillment Notice

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Estimated Delivery Time: 10-14 Business Days

Specifications

Material : 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

Fabric Weight : 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

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