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Say Yoga or Kale Again Mfer - Sweatshirt

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Dare to defy the typical wellness clichés with our “Say Yoga or Kale Again Motherfucker” sweatshirt. This bold, irreverent piece is perfect for those who prefer a dose of raw humor with their style. Crafted from premium, soft materials, it ensures comfort while making a statement.

Whether you’re lounging at home or out making a point, this sweatshirt is your go-to for expressing a cheeky challenge to the wellness norm.

Text on hoodie: "Say 'yoga' or 'kale' again! I dare. you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'yoga' or 'kale' one more goddamn time! "

50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd.² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Fulfillment Notice

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Estimated Delivery Time: 10-14 Business Days

Specifications

Material : 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

Fabric Weight : 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

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