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Immune System Restraining Order - Sweatshirt

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Stand up against MS with humor and style in our “Immune System Restraining Order” sweatshirt. This unique piece features a cleverly designed faux legal restraining order against the immune system’s unwarranted attacks on myelin. The front of the sweatshirt showcases an official-looking document complete with humorous signatures from neuro-protectors like Lord Axion and Synaptic Sentinel.

Crafted with comfort in mind, this sweatshirt is perfect for cozy days or making a statement at your next support group meeting. Emblazoned with a seal from the brain, it not only spreads awareness but also serves as a badge of resilience and a bit of comic relief in the face of MS.

Text on hoodie:

- Restraining Order
- The Immune System is Hereby Barred
- For Abusive Actions
- Against Myelin, Effective Immediately
- On multiple documented occasions, B-Cells and T-Cells have engaged in unauthorized and destructive attacks on myelin sheaths, crucial components of the nervous system. Most recently, these immune cells have been observed crossing the blood-brain barrires without premission, initiating inflammation and forming lesions in the central nervous system. This aggressive behavior has directly resulted in significant neurological disruptions, manifesting as sudden bouts of severe fatigue, loss of motor function, and acute pain episodes, thereby severely diminishing the quality of life and daily functioning of the individual.
- The Immune System is Hereby Barred from All Actions Against Myelin.
- Lord Axon, Synaptic Sentinel

50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd.² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Estimated Delivery Time: 10-14 Business Days

Specifications

Material : 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

Fabric Weight : 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

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