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Dumpster Fire - Hoodie

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Wrap yourself in comfort and cheeky charm with our “I May Look Great But My Inside Is a Dumpster Fire” hoodie. This bold design captures the essence of feeling polished on the outside while coping with chaos within. It features bright white text above a vivid, fiery dumpster illustration, making a statement that’s both humorous and poignant.

The hoodie is crafted from soft, durable fabric, ensuring warmth and longevity. With a cozy kangaroo pocket and an adjustable drawstring hood, it’s perfect for those who value comfort as much as self-expression.

Text on hoodie: "I may look great on the outside but my inside is a dumpster fire"

50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd.² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Fulfillment Notice

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Estimated Delivery Time: 10-14 Business Days

Specifications

Material : 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

Fabric Weight : 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

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